[灌水]Men Are Hard To Pleased

血鹰0418 · 发表于 2005-6-27 18:30:44

ffice:office" />Men Are Hard To Pleased
     男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
     男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
     如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
     如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
     如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
     如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
     如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
     如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
     如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
     如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
     如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
     如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
     如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
     如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
     如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
     如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
     如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
     如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
     如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
     如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

The moral of the story is.......
以上的故事告诉我们：

Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-14 00:05:06

是什么什么?

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-11 00:15:38

啊要一起过来演啊,多一个无所谓哎.

对月长嘘的虫 · 发表于 2005-7-6 21:49:15

楼上的看了就不爽

龙虾 · 发表于 2005-7-14 13:06:14

哇靠。洋人啊

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-1 12:23:32

是滴哎~什么乱七八糟的~~

太阳上的水 · 发表于 2005-6-28 10:24:56

...............

我以为是什么呢~

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-22 22:50:00

绝对是个外码

龙虾 · 发表于 2005-7-11 23:11:10

卡维纳吉 · 发表于 2005-7-13 20:58:04

什么什么是

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-9 13:37:56

嘿,我看你还8爽呢,想找事啊?

卡维纳吉 · 发表于 2005-7-14 09:43:26

SMSMSM

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-13 17:45:05

水......真水..........太水了.................

卡维纳吉 · 发表于 2005-7-13 10:25:14

leoleo · 发表于 2005-7-12 00:44:30

龙虾,怕什么啊.有什么不好意思的.+你一个吧.

michael_mis · 发表于 2005-7-9 17:30:11

hoho~~

搬凳看戏拉~~

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