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作者: 血鹰0418    时间: 2005-6-27 18:30
标题: [灌水]Men Are Hard To Pleased

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     男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
    
男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
    
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
     对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
     如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.


If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
    
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
    
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
     如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
    
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
   
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
     如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳


If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
    
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他


If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
    
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
    
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
    
如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
    
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
    
如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
    
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
     如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
    
如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气


If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
    
如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!
    
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
 如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
    如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..

The  moral of the story  is.......
以上的故事告诉我们:


Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧!


Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生,让她们笑一笑!

 


作者: 太阳上的水    时间: 2005-6-28 10:24

...............

我以为是什么呢~


作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-1 12:23

是滴哎~什么乱七八糟的~~


作者: 对月长嘘的虫    时间: 2005-7-6 21:49
楼上的看了就不爽
作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-9 13:37

嘿,我看你还8爽呢,想找事啊?


作者: michael_mis    时间: 2005-7-9 17:30

hoho~~

搬凳看戏拉~~


作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-11 00:15
啊要一起过来演啊,多一个无所谓哎.
作者: 龙虾    时间: 2005-7-11 23:11

作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-12 00:44
龙虾,怕什么啊.有什么不好意思的.+你一个吧.
作者: 卡维纳吉    时间: 2005-7-13 10:25

作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-13 17:45
水......真水..........太水了.................
作者: 卡维纳吉    时间: 2005-7-13 20:58
什么什么是
作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-14 00:05

是什么什么?


作者: 卡维纳吉    时间: 2005-7-14 09:43

SMSMSM


作者: 龙虾    时间: 2005-7-14 13:06
哇靠。洋人啊
作者: leoleo    时间: 2005-7-22 22:50
绝对是个外码




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